4 U My Friends........

None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak the truth. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card.
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.


1. When you are sad
I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against t he sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile
I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared
I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried
I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused
I will use little words.

7. When you are sick
Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath
I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my friend!


Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth.

Remember:
A friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...


Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
then get depressed because you can only think of 4.



This is from my funny hilarious friend Julie, who always makes me laugh when I read her blog. And she has forced me to get up at 5 am to go running. Anyone seen that shovel??



And, yes, I do admit........ I was lazy. Easier to cut and paste here rather to think of 10 or 4 or however many people to send this too. There now. You all get it, like it or not!